If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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