The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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