Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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