oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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