Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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