Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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