yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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