i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
