Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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