you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
