he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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