im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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