I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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