Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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