It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So squirting runs in the family.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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