i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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