Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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