So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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