why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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