PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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