Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
