what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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