He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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