did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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