I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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