Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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