Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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