what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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