I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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