I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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