Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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