I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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