Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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