JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I look better un-naked...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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