we have officially lost it.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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