So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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