I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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