I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
me + whiskey = a bad person
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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