problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
