Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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