i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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