Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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