Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
try to milk me bitch
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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