p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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