when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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