it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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