I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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