Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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