she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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