It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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